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I’m The Chief Mindfulness Officer At A Company That Makes Brass Knuckles

The goal is to achieve that perfect flow state where you’re both present in the moment and perfectly positioned to knock someone’s teeth…

Nov 10, 2024

Two men and a woman in a formal dress are sitting together and meditating

Nov 10, 2024

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I’m a Very Mindful Person Who Just Happens to Plot Revenge During Meditation

Finding inner peace through elaborate schemes of karmic justice

Dec 4, 2024

A woman meditates in lotus position on a yoga mat, surrounded by lit candles in a dimly lit living room. Above her floats an Om symbol and two theatrical masks. A red origami fox sits on a side table, with a voodoo doll in her left hand, and a meditation necklace in her right hand.

Dec 4, 2024

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An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

I will find you and I will slap you

Jul 3, 2021

An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

Jul 3, 2021

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I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

You know you are the love of my life

Nov 2, 2021

I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

Nov 2, 2021

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How Walking Helps My Writing

Don’t write off walking

Sep 16, 2022

How Walking Helps My Writing

Sep 16, 2022

Why I’m Dating Substack (But Still Secretly Stalking My Ex’s Instagram)

Because in 2025, platform monogamy is “so last year”

2d ago

A humorous meme using the “Distracted Boyfriend” format. The boyfriend, labeled “Me,” is turning to look at another woman, labeled “Substack,” with a pleased expression, while his current partner, labeled “Medium,” looks at him with a shocked and annoyed expression.

2d ago

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Age of Empathy

The Weight of Perfectionism

Learning grace through shattered porcelain and damaged pride

Jan 9

A coffee stain splashed against white subway tiles, creating a warm sepia explosion with scattered droplets radiating outward.

Jan 9

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

An Apology From That Guy Who Brings His Acoustic Guitar to Every Party

Because sometimes silence isn’t actually golden

Jan 7

A modern apartment party scene shows a man playing acoustic guitar while other guests show varying signs of discomfort. The room features brown leather seating, decorative floor lamps, and large windows showing a twilight cityscape. A small round table with champagne and appetizers sits nearby, while partygoers either cover their ears, look away, or attempt polite conversation.

Jan 7

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MuddyUm

Librarian’s Guide to Bargaining With Book-Hoarding Dragons

Professional tips for dealing with your library’s most fiery patron

Jan 2

A dragon wearing glasses sits at a desk in a gothic library, surrounded by books and wearing a name tag ‘Mr. Serif’ while a ‘Print or Perish’ sign and an ‘Out of Order’ fire extinguisher are in the scene.

Jan 2

Historical Figures Respond to Their One-Star Online Reviews

Ancient legends vs. modern critics

Dec 28, 2024

The image features a statue of Julius Caesar alongside a mock online review. The review, written by a user named @BrutusFan88 criticizes Caesar for “destabilizing the Republic” and gives a 1-star rating. Buttons labeled “Reply” and “Report” are visible, adding a humorous modern twist to the historical figure. The design includes scroll-like borders and classical pillars in the background.

Dec 28, 2024

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Humor alchemist | Ship broker 🚢✨ For more humor, comics, and philosophy, subscribe to my "Wit & Wisdom with Srini" newsletter: https://srinihere.substack.com/

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