PinnedPublished inSlackjawI’m The Chief Mindfulness Officer At A Company That Makes Brass KnucklesThe goal is to achieve that perfect flow state where you’re both present in the moment and perfectly positioned to knock someone’s teeth…Nov 10, 2024A response icon27Nov 10, 2024A response icon27
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