It wasn’t elementary, my dear Watson.
During that Saturday's late-night happy hour, my close friend Marta did not look happy in our favorite Amsterdam bar. She and I were sitting totally hammered with nothing more to talk about.
Blue Marta Turning Red Marta
She stood up without much enthusiasm and went to the restroom — again. After 10 minutes, she came…
DRY HUMOR
I will find you and I will slap you
Dear Clapper who Runs,
You’re probably never going to read this.
I’m still writing to you because I’m a loser. I always have been.
I put “open letter” in my title so you might see at least that and open my letter. How clever of me!
You presumably won’t even…
HUMOR | SATIRE
The persistence for passion over money
Tom and Angela had just finished reading stories on Large online platform. Before they went to sleep, they checked their daily stats to ensure that they hadn’t been picked up by the Large algorithm. Knowing they were still bottom readers is what makes them sleep every night.
Large
Large is a…
Here’s how you can try to replicate that too.
According to the World Happiness Report that was published by United Nations, Norway has been among the top five happiest countries in the world every year ever since the first report of 2012.
Despite having extreme cold weather and dramatic darkness in their never-ending winter, nothing seems to bring them…
The Mike Ross next door
Hello! I am Srini. I am a naval architect who designs and builds ships and boats. I have a Master’s degree in Maritime Management. I love the ocean and all the things that float. Life is all about floating after all, metaphorically speaking.
If you are familiar with Mike Ross…
ROLL SOUND, ROLL CAMERA, AAAND… ACTION!
It’s not Emma Watson but she's next on my radar
Last summer, I went to Iceland for 25 days of vacation like any super-rich person would do. Although I’m far from being rich, you wouldn’t be able to tell when you look at me or the things I do. I wouldn’t blame you because my own family can’t tell.
Iceland…
AHEAD OF ITS TIME SATIRE
A new study urges never to underestimate earthlings
EARTH — According to a new study published in The Journal Of Paradox-Free Time Travel this week, ahead of their time movies had always been written and directed by people from the future.
There was a hypothesis made during the study:
People weren't able to comprehend these innovative movies so…
ALEXANDER, ASK DIVORCE SETTLEMENT FROM MY EX!
The new Amazon CEO isn't messing around
Alexander Product Launch, Seattle
“Thank you all for listening to my presentation. I sincerely appreciate the press and media for attending this revolutionary event. That's enough crap for one day and now I'll take questions,” illuminated the new Amazon CEO Andy Jassy aka the straight shooter.
“It's been only two…
A SATIRE WITHIN A SATIRE
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it
As I grew older, I became a fan of non-mainstream things. I don’t necessarily have an aversion to universal appeal. I’m a lone wolf who roots for underdogs when someone’s cheering for the top dogs just because everyone else’s doing it.
I’ve seen keyboard warriors say, “Just because you don’t…
GENTLEMAN HUMOR
In case you can’t tell, I’m a man
Christmas dinner with my close friends during November at an expensive Norwegian restaurant wasn’t exactly on my bucket list. But Christmas didn’t care if I cared. I had to play ball.
I felt like a rockstar, wearing my James Bond suit, eating the traditional Norwegian ribbe (pork rib), and drinking…
