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Slackjaw

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Nov 10, 2024

I’m The Chief Mindfulness Officer At A Company That Makes Brass Knuckles

The goal is to achieve that perfect flow state where you’re both present in the moment and perfectly positioned to knock someone’s teeth…

Two men and a woman in a formal dress are sitting together and meditating

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Dec 4, 2024

I’m a Very Mindful Person Who Just Happens to Plot Revenge During Meditation

Finding inner peace through elaborate schemes of karmic justice

A woman meditates in lotus position on a yoga mat, surrounded by lit candles in a dimly lit living room. Above her floats an Om symbol and two theatrical masks. A red origami fox sits on a side table, with a voodoo doll in her left hand, and a meditation necklace in her right hand.

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The Haven

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Jul 3, 2021

An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

I will find you and I will slap you

An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

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The Haven

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Nov 2, 2021

I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

You know you are the love of my life

I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

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MuddyUm

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Sep 16, 2022

How Walking Helps My Writing

Don’t write off walking

How Walking Helps My Writing

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The Pub

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6d ago

The Cake Can Be Eaten

The highest praise a German ever gave me

German building with german flag

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The Pub

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Jun 26

Why I Forced Two Women to Make Impossible Decisions in Under Half an Hour and Called It a Win

I am not decisive. I just create decision emergencies for other people

Two women sitting next to each other in a cafe

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The Pub

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Jun 22

Why People Who Speak French Have a Superpower the Rest of Us Will Never Have

A waitress made the word omelette sound like a marriage proposal

A French girl smiling

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Jun 15

I Peaked at Age Nine and I’ve Built a Beautiful Life Refusing to Accept It

Some of us never leave the gymnasium

A man in a grey business suit stands confidently at a microphone on a red-curtained stage, a speech bubble above him spelling “B-O-U-Q-U-E-T!!” Behind him, two young children sit looking unimpressed beside a woman at a wooden podium, a small gold trophy, and a handmade “Spelling Bee” sign.

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Age of Empathy

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Jun 15

What I Won’t Tell My Mother

A stolen chain in Paris taught me why she once kept a secret from me

A Metro station entrance in Paris

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