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I’m The Chief Mindfulness Officer At A Company That Makes Brass Knuckles

The goal is to achieve that perfect flow state where you’re both present in the moment and perfectly positioned to knock someone’s teeth…

Nov 10, 2024

Two men and a woman in a formal dress are sitting together and meditating

Nov 10, 2024

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I’m a Very Mindful Person Who Just Happens to Plot Revenge During Meditation

Finding inner peace through elaborate schemes of karmic justice

Dec 4, 2024

A woman meditates in lotus position on a yoga mat, surrounded by lit candles in a dimly lit living room. Above her floats an Om symbol and two theatrical masks. A red origami fox sits on a side table, with a voodoo doll in her left hand, and a meditation necklace in her right hand.

Dec 4, 2024

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An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

I will find you and I will slap you

Jul 3, 2021

An Open Letter to All The Clever People Who Clap And Run

Jul 3, 2021

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The Haven

I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

You know you are the love of my life

Nov 2, 2021

I Know I Cheated on You, But Let’s Get Back Together

Nov 2, 2021

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MuddyUm

How Walking Helps My Writing

Don’t write off walking

Sep 16, 2022

How Walking Helps My Writing

Sep 16, 2022

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MuddyUm

I’ve Been Running America’s Focus Groups Since 1953, And All Your Daily Frustrations Are My Fault

Confessions of a man who perfected the art of inconvenience

2d ago

A brown clipboard tilted at an angle on a gray background, containing four blue question marks arranged vertically on white paper.

2d ago

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MuddyUm

I’ve Been Hired as a Method Actor to Play a Stop Sign and I’m Taking It Very Seriously

Where method acting meets traffic management, nobody yields

Feb 22

A scene featuring a person dressed as a stop sign standing at a pedestrian crossing in a bustling city. A group of people walking across the street look confused, with one asking, “Should we stop or keep going?” in a speech bubble. The urban background includes tall buildings, and cars.

Feb 22

Why I’m Dating Substack (But Still Secretly Stalking My Ex’s Instagram)

Because in 2025, platform monogamy is “so last year”

Jan 17

A humorous meme using the “Distracted Boyfriend” format. The boyfriend, labeled “Me,” is turning to look at another woman, labeled “Substack,” with a pleased expression, while his current partner, labeled “Medium,” looks at him with a shocked and annoyed expression.

Jan 17

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Age of Empathy

The Weight of Perfectionism

Learning grace through shattered porcelain and damaged pride

Jan 9

A coffee stain splashed against white subway tiles, creating a warm sepia explosion with scattered droplets radiating outward.

Jan 9

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

An Apology From That Guy Who Brings His Acoustic Guitar to Every Party

Because sometimes silence isn’t actually golden

Jan 7

A modern apartment party scene shows a man playing acoustic guitar while other guests show varying signs of discomfort. The room features brown leather seating, decorative floor lamps, and large windows showing a twilight cityscape. A small round table with champagne and appetizers sits nearby, while partygoers either cover their ears, look away, or attempt polite conversation.

Jan 7

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Humor alchemist | Ship broker 🚢✨ For more humor, comics, and philosophy, subscribe to my "Wit & Wisdom with Srini" newsletter: https://srinihere.substack.com/

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