All the Compliments I’ve Received in This Decade, Translated
“I am SO happy you found such a gorgeous girl to settle down with! You totally deserve her!!”
“She is WAY out of your league and you know it.”
“I can’t believe you wrote this article! It feels like understanding an art!! Inexplicably beautiful!!!”
“You genuinely look like you don’t even know how to spell art, let alone article.”
“I seriously thought you were 17!”
“WHY and HOW are you still poor?”
“Wow, your caption is SO funny!”
“You’re astonishingly boring in person and you know it. Your caption knows it, too. But, in all fairness to you, you do look funny.”
“Wow, you look exactly the same for a while now!”
“GROW UP!”
“Your Instagram profile picture is the best picture among all your pictures!”
“You have literally one mediocre picture and every other picture of yours should be DELETED, not only from Instagram but also from iCloud and iCloud knows it.”
“I named my cat after you!”
