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All the Things You Could Text to Make the Other Person Text You Back Instantly
I’m drinking coffee with my favorite porn actress. Guess who!!!!!!
Hi!!!!!! (Notice the subtle six exclamation marks carefully. When you use six of any punctuation marks in your text, the other person is hypnotized to write you back right away. It’s an unwritten rule. That’s how I cracked the code of getting an instant response. Now you know.)
Who’s your favorite porn actress? Actor? How many favorites do you have? And why are they your favorites?
I love you SO much it hurts!!!!!! (Fun fact? This is my icebreaker — with anyone, really.)
Why does it say you’ve “seen” my DM when you clearly haven’t?
Did you die as soon as you read my DM??????
That’s funny. Because you can’t answer that after you died. LMFAO!!!!!!
Why does it say you have “seen” my DM again when you clearly are dead??????
Are you cheating on me?
I’m cheating on you.
How are you?????? (You cannot go wrong with this. People are tempted to answer this, especially if they’re on their deathbeds.)
