Everything We Currently Know About Penguins

They absolutely suck at sitting idle

Srini
3 min readOct 16, 2022
Photo by Ryutaro Tsukata from Pexels

You have to be heartless not to love the world’s cutest animal — penguins. Let’s find out — if you have a flipping heart.

Penguins cannot see the color red

They are stoics.

Penguins poop every twenty minutes

They don't understand how constipation works.

Their feet are designed to walk long distances

They absolutely suck at sitting idle.

Their feet are also designed to help them steer while swimming

They can operate ships.

Due to their solid bones which reduce buoyancy, they can fly underwater

They can also operate submarines.

Although they have wings (flippers), they cannot fly in the air because of their heavy solid bones

They cannot operate planes.

They are primarily black and white while some are brown and white

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Srini
Srini

Written by Srini

Humorist | Naval Architect ⛵️

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