Everything We Currently Know About Penguins
You have to be heartless not to love the world’s cutest animal — penguins. Let’s find out — if you have a flipping heart.
Penguins cannot see the color red
They are stoics.
Penguins poop every twenty minutes
They don't understand how constipation works.
Their feet are designed to walk long distances
They absolutely suck at sitting idle.
Their feet are also designed to help them steer while swimming
They can operate ships.
Due to their solid bones which reduce buoyancy, they can fly underwater
They can also operate submarines.
Although they have wings (flippers), they cannot fly in the air because of their heavy solid bones
They cannot operate planes.
They are primarily black and white while some are brown and white
They stand against racism and inequality.
Male penguins gift female penguins with pebbles to woo them
SURPRISE! Male penguins are pathetic.
Their atypical flat cornea helps them to see immaculately even when they’re underwater
They don’t require prescription glasses.
Their streamlined body design helps them swim — lightning fast
They can beat Michael Phelps’ ass in their sleep.