Exclusive Updates On Your Job Interview

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Srini
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Dear Srini,

Organizations have often been reprehended that they don’t tell job candidates why they were rejected and how the evaluation took place, mostly by the candidates who were rejected. You can’t criticize us. We, Rotten Onions in Norway, criticize you. We’re kidding. Unlike other organizations in the world, we’re here to give you exclusive updates on your job interview evaluation.

It means we have no idea if you’re going to be selected or rejected. We’re going to find out together. But deep down, you already know, don’t you? haha You should’ve seen your face. Are you excited to work at Rotten Onions? Your excitement is not good enough. We’re not kidding.

Before we begin, we want to wholeheartedly reject a common myth that employers normally tell unsuccessful job applicants the results first. It doesn’t even make sense. What are you? 4? Why would any employer tell the unsuccessful candidates first? So they can prepare themselves for not joining their new job? Give us a break! Figuratively and literally.

Hiya, Srini! I’m Tobias and I’m unbiased!! That “quick” intro was from our HR team. That was not exactly a killer intro, was it? HR people, amirite? I’ll be evaluating your job…

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Srini
Srini

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