WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY?
Great Britain Reacts to the Deadly Climate Change
Hello, 999? Birmingham’s weather today is 63 degrees Celsius. The average range has been between 55 and 75 degrees Celsius for a month now. I’m chuffed to bits about it. I’ve been going out a lot these days — without a jacket and a shirt. I’m calling because there’s a tad bit of concern about whether climate change has something to do with it. If this is the end of the world, can you confirm? Should I put the kettle on? Or is this another sodding heat wave trying desperately to scare us? I fancy a cuppa either way.
Hello, 999? I’m originally from Mali, West Africa. I’m on holiday in Britain. Bro, I dig it here. It’s a lot cooler than my country. You know what I'm saying? Just wondering what’s all the fuss about? Best summer ever!
Hello, 999? It’s a tad warm here. I’m taking my hoodie off. I may exactly look like the serial killer and the most notorious cannibal Peter Bryan who’s just broken out of jail. I swear I’m not the guy you’ve been looking for. Don’t you dare arrest me! I’ll eat you alive — figuratively speaking.
Hello, 999? I’m boiling cheeky eggs on the pavement. Would that be a problem? I’m saving energy, big time. Youse should thank me. I’ll give you a bunch of fives if you stop me.
