Job-Interview Questions They Should Be Asking You
Can you tell me a little bit about yourself without crying?
How many times you’ve been married? (How many companies have you worked for?)
How many times you’ve been divorced? (How many times you’ve been fired?)
How many times did you choose to divorce your spouse? (How many times have you decided to switch companies?)
Do you like all your ex-wives or love them? (Why do you hate all your ex-bosses?)
What time do you wake up in the morning? (What time should you show up at work.)
What time do you sleep at night? (What time should you leave the office premises.)
Why do you hate wearing pants while working? (Do you want to work from home?)
How many times you’ve cheated on your wife/wives? (How many times you’ve fallen asleep while working?)
How many times you’ve been caught cheating on your wife/wives? (How many times you’ve been seen falling asleep while working?)
How do you know how many times you’ve been seen if you were really asleep?
