STRIPTEASE IN HEAVEN

Questions That Will Really Keep You Up At Night

Would it be fair to say that death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life?

Srini
3 min readApr 10
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If you believe in God, do you also believe that God believes in you?

Does God believe in Ricky Gervais who is an atheist?

If most of the people were atheists, would Ricky Gervais have been religious?

Why do strippers never get the respect they deserve?

Who’s to blame for this?

Who’s REALLY to blame for this?

How can we stand to live in a world without strippers?

Does anyone know a stripper who believes in God?

How presumptuous of you to assume strippers don’t believe in God?

If Ricky Gervais were a stripper, would he have believed in God?

What is the best stripper joke Ricky Gervais could come up with if he were religious?

Who are we supposed to pray to — strippers?

Why were we born?

Why were we REALLY born?

Would it be fair to say that death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life?

Why the heck not?

If Heaven and Hell REALLY exist, can we watch striptease in Heaven?

What if strippers are prohibited in Heaven and they all go to Hell?

Will Ricky Gervais go to Hell just because he’s an atheist?

Do all the religious people…

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Srini

Humorist | Absurdist | Naval Architect ⛵️