Today Is My Last Day On Earth

Do you want to play hero?



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If you’re here to play hero saving my life, tough luck — because I have news for you:

I never die.

If the world is ending tonight because of global warming (It’s a thing. Look it up), I would still make it out alive, comfortably. I would be ordering pizza tomorrow and waiting for the pizza guy, wondering…