Your iCloud Storage is Almost Full
It’s the hope that kills you, buries you, and yet, acts like it was a victim the whole time
Hola!
Nope, we aren’t going to speak to you in Spanish. We’re genuinely sick of telling people the same hi or hey for decades. We’re going to start using fancy words, including but not limited to Hola to sound cool if you don’t mind.
We wanted to let you know your iCloud storage is 99.999998% full and your iPhone is barely breathing. She’s in critical condition and actually considering suicide, dawg. Although this is coming straight from us, consider this her death note, too — unless you’re willing to do something about it.
How does iCloud storage affect the life of your iPhone? iPhone and iCloud are inextricably intertwined, smarty-pants.
Your Photos, videos, and iCloud Drive are no longer updating. We’ve scanned your iPhone left, right, and center. We hope that the subsequent insights about your data usage will help you manage your needs:
We noticed that your photos of your ex — Candice account for 73.876399% of your iCloud storage. If it’s not too forward, we wanted to ask, what do you think is your current relationship status with Candice?
